Heeeeeey Again

So hi this is Jetta. Ignore my disgusting hair and overgrown roots in the pic. {if you're wondering, the book is The Salmon of Doubt by Douglas Adams} 

I'm sitting in an airport all by myself which makes me feel old so let's not talk about it. #dontgrowupitsatrap 

This means I have a lot of spare time on my hands to either a) drool after a gorgeous pair of black moccasins sitting to my left, b) watch an episode of orange is the new black {this show is weird, a little sketchy, but so addicting. I'm obsessed with this and downton abbey. Watch them both. Now.} c) endlessly browse 9gag, d) go buy food, or e) write a blog post. As you can tell, I'm going with option number 3.

Quick life update: I've been at a music camp for a week in a strange city living by myself. You know what that means: cap'n crunch macncheese and raspberries diet. I kid. Not really. 

But actually I quite enjoyed it. It was freeing and fun. 

Other than that I've been busy practicing and studying to take my SATs this fall. Not really interesting. The only remotely interesting thing that has happened in my life is I seem to have developed another crush on someone that lives on the other side of the world and has no interest in me whatsoever. Also, I might have indirectly told him I thought he was more attractive than Zac Efron. Whoops. Also, there's kinda two boys that I might like but I'm only talking to the one but I thought I liked the other one more but the good news is nothing will ever happen with either so we're all good. In other words, typical Jettas boy problems.

I haven't seen Briar or AJ for a long time, though I've kept up with AJ on the social mediaz--Briar is a little more MIA. 

Anyways, I think that about covers it for my messed up rather boring life. 

Stay classy, interwebz

Jetta

Sorry!!!!!!

Well this is just embarrassing that we haven't posted in so long even if not a lot if people read this or anyone at all I'm ashamed at our lack of commitment. Burn on us. 

So anyways AJ here and I'm gonna update you on my summer and then proceed to nag Jetta and Briar to post a blog as well. 

My summer is going alright, there's nothing to overly exciting that is taking place. I have a kinda sorta boyfriend, he calls me his and acts like we are dating so he's my kinda sorta boyfriend, he's a gem :) Also I am leaving this Saturday to fly out to Ottawa to visit my grandparents and old friends (I used to live in Ontario). My Cousin just had a baby girl last night and My mom and I spent the afternoon shopping for baby clothes and let me tell you that I honestly wish they made some of those clothes in my size because it's chic and adorable! I haven't hung out with Jetta and Briar in a super long time because Jetta is at music camp of some sorts and Briar is a hermit and never calls which sucks. a lot. I've been hanging out with my sorta kinda boyfriend and some friends not from school so it's a good change of atmosphere and it's kinda nice to take a break from some of the snobs at my private school. Anyways sorry for boring you with my not so infesting life. 

This is AJ over and out. 

Thinking of Getting Your Bellybutton Pierced? Read This.

HEEEEY PEEPS WHAZZUP.

Say something I'm giving up on you….

We're sorry that we couldn't get to you (nonexistent readers)

Okay. Anyways. Onto the actual subject of this post: BELLYBUTTON PIERCINGS!!!!!!!! 

OUCH! But totally worth it!

(oh now AJ has to leave to catch the bus so I guess YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME JETTA AHAHAHAHAH SUCKS TO BE YOU)

First, the #1 thing EVERY girl wants to know about getting your bellybutton pierced: 
DOES IT HURT????????????

If you're anything like me (scared sh*tless) you've already done a ton of research and heard a lot of people say it feels like a pinch, that the clamps hurt the most, or that it hurt like a &^%$#@*$&*$%. 

Here's the truth: how much it hurts completely depends on so many things you can't make a broad statement like: Oh it doesn't hurt at all or it hurts so much. Your personal pain tolerance, how much fat you have or don't have in the bellybutton area, who is piercing, even how relaxed or tense you are can all affect how much you'll feel it hurt. 

My personal experience was that it didn't hurt at all. It wasn't even uncomfortable. I barely felt a thing--clamps were fine and needle was fine. And this is coming from someone with a phobia of needles who passed out the last time she got one. So if it makes you feel better, I thought I was going to crap myself or punch the lights out of my piercer once he brought out the needle, and I felt no pain. I don't really know what my personal pain tolerance is because I've never really felt anything that painful, so maybe that means it's high? I don't really know. Also, after mine was done, the guy said the needle 'slid through like butter', so gross but maybe that affected it. 

AJ, on the other hand, was a different story. I felt so bad because I went first and I was telling her how it didn't hurt at all and she'd barely feel a thing and then, to quote AJ, it: "HURT LIKE A BITCH!" so there you go. Afterwards as well she was in a lot of pain I could tell (though she still insisted on shopping, atta girl AJ got your priorities straight). 

Second thing most people want to know: What exactly happens?

So, first they'll make you sign a bunch of forms and boring stuff like paying (ours were $65 with the jewellery, plus $20 for my aftercare), then you go into the actual piercing room. You'll stand up and they'll clean in your bellybutton, which was the most uncomfortable part for me to be honest. Then they'll mark a dot where they're going to pierce you. After that, you lay back on the chair, and they'll take a pair of clamps and clamp the skin above your bellybutton. They have a needle, stick that through the clamps and then follow it with your jewellery of choice. BOOM! Done. Not too complex.

Third thing you should know: Aftercare

You are supposed to clean it twice a day--I got three different methods to clean it: hot water with sea salt, an unscented soap to use in the shower and medicated q-tips. It's kind of a pain, but DO IT because you don't want it to become infected that is gross. Trust me. 

Other things you can't do: swim for at least a month, or bathe (this is sucky I love my baths). You won't want to sleep on your stomach or wear any tight pants/shirts for the first week or so. It will be tender but for me it wasn't even too bad. Don't snag it on anything that really does hurt. 

I think that about covers everything, if you have any more questions feel free to comment:)

Stay classy,

Jetta

P.S. Here's a pic of mine if you wanted to see my stomach again which you probably didn't but here it is anyways.

Vetoed Virginity

What do you get when you cross a tipsy AJ with an attractive drunk ginger with wavy hair and abs ? You get them having sex.

Thats gotta be the worst starting line to any blog. Somebody high five me. 

Let me start from the beginning of how this all went down. So I went to the skip day party with some  friends from my old school and met up with T (the attractive ginger with wavy hair and abs). T and I have been friends for 7 years, He and I flirt alot cause we are kinda both players in a way, we change our minds a lot. Im the girl version of him and he's the boy version of me. Except he gets drunk and I get tipsy. Anyways T and I hung out all night at the party 9:30pm-1:30am then he was way past his drinking limit and was barfing his guts out. To drunk to call his Dad I called his Dad to pick us up. I was T's crutch for the night, the one to help him walk, and get home, and the one to just be there even when it meant making sure he doesn't barf on his shoes. Anyways I helped him waver his was to his bedroom which was downstairs. (never try walking down the stairs at night when your drunk) It was just cuddling, which turned into making out and the more then that and then boombadaboom hello there.I left in the morning before he woke up, dont ask me why I just thought it would be better that way. Now him and I dont talk all that much, oh well who cares. actually I kind of do care but theres nothing I can do about it. 

So I learned my lesson. Dont drink, dont have sex, and dont be friends with a ginger for seven years because they dont actually have souls. (Just kidding I was a ginger once we do have souls) represent! Im gonna go now. Please dont think I'm a slut. Im just a troubled human. Mistakes are mistakes. I cant change the past. 

⋆ AJ over and out ⋆

BRIAR'S GOT A BOYYYY

So I don't really know how to start these things. Like that. That is definitely not how you start a blog entry. Well anyway, a while back, AJ and Jetta were on some trip with the choir group from school. I had to stay back 'cause I'm too good for that (sarcasm). For a whole week there was pretty much no one in school. The guy I like stayed back too though, so I'll just say, in a way it wasn't completely dull. But awkward. Yeah, definitely awkward. Since most of his friends were gone too (I think) he started sitting at the same cafeteria table as our grade. The choir group had left on Wednesday so that's when he started. I didn't think anything of it because, yeah, freedom of the world or something, rights of an individual and so forth. Anyway on Friday, again, nothing unusual. Until I stand up to bring my tray away. He seemed sort of jolted into action and stood up. As a typical girl I thought "whatever". Then when we left the cafeteria he asked me if we wanted to hang out and talk. We went outside then and he proceeded to tell me he liked me. I mean, he told me he really liked me. And he emphasized the really. I was just sitting there awkwardly, 'cause that's what I do, and looking away.  I did not know what to do. I somehow told him that I liked him too. I hate talking about feelings. HATE IT. We sort of made conversation somehow about something or many things, all random. Then somehow the topic of movies came up and he asked me if I would like to watch one with him. Again I said sure. 

But going into the future a little bit: I doubt he believes anything that I told him because I'm not one of those girls that flirts with guys, especially those that I like. Which is stupid, I sort of wish I could. I would give pretty much anything to be outgoing like that. And I don't even know if he likes me anymore. There are so many pretty, outgoing girls out there. He probably switched as soon as he realized how repulsive his reputation and social status would become with me around. Also that movie thing has never been brought up again and I doubt it will. I'm just really not sure of anything right now.

Now how to end this thing. Amen? Done.

~Update~

Wow I have not  blogged in such a long while! So much has happened! (Not) well thats not entirely true, some things have happened. 

1.] on Friday theres a party I got invited to, its the grad skip day party {I'm not even graduating I'm in grade 11}  woot woot. I also got the invite to sleep in the guy i kinda likes tent, oh hell yussss. Im bringing Briar and Jetta to this party, their first party!!!!!!! 

2.] Briar and I had a sleep over in the yearbook room, which resulted in us waking up each hour in fear of getting caught and because the janitors make loads of noise until 1ish in the morning, we also learnt from this experience that the janitors do not clean the yearbook room. 

3.] I told Radio she was a bitch. The senerio went as following. I was late for class because I took a shower, being 15 minuets late doesn't concern my english teacher so i just went to my Shakespeare group in the hall without checking in. Radio is in my group. 

Radio: you need to check in you're late. 

Me: I dont care

Radio: (at the top of her lungs yelling) AJ was late she wasn't here now she is. (Smugly smiles) 

Me: Are you trying to be a bitch in the morning because its working. 

Radio: Im just letting out some of my inner rage 

Me: Maybe I should let out some of mine. 

End of senerio. 

Man I hate her. She ought to learn how to be not such a bitch, especially in the morning.  

4.] Briar has some exciting promising boy news! Ill let her share it with you! 

5.] I dont like anyone currently. Just kinda. I just like the idea of a boyfriend more then the actually commitment of it. 

6.] Jetta dyed her hair blonde. She looks like a barbie. 

7.] History class sucks but I should take some notes. 

AJ over and out

BellyUp

Okay lets take a moment to look at my belly. 

Jetta and I endured getting our belly buttons pierced. Actually it was more like Jetta sat there and didn't feel the needle go in and I sat there and almost shat myself because it hurt like a bitch. Most painful thing of life. I cant wear a shirt hardly cause it hurts to much so now I'm  borrowing my best guy friends shirts so I can breath without it feeling like I'm about to explode. Over bloated water melon is the equivalent to the feeling I currently feel. Tomorrow we are driving on a crammed bus for the whole day.  yippee. Or not. I plan to sleep a majority of the ride. Im going to pack now because out hotel room looks like the after math of hurricane sandy. 

Goodnight 

AJ over and out